18 Best Stash Cans, Secret Fake Containers to Hide Money

Updated: Aug 7, 2023

Here is a great assortment of secret stash cans, containers, safes, you name it! We have all the best options for you to consider what works for you to hide your stash or money in a fake can. Amazing ways to hide your money, stash your cash. We’ve got you covered with this full list of the top 18 best stash cans, bottles, books, safes, and more! Great little nonchalant devices to secretly hide your personal belongings, jewelry, money, or other stuff you may not want to be found.

But let us be clear for legal purposes, we are not endorsing you to break the laws in any way. We assume your stash is pure cash, not drugs. Don’t be a criminal.

1) The Photo Frame Hiding Place Diversion

fake photo frame

The photo frame diversion safe is the classic secret stash container. No one is going to go checking pictures in your home when snooping around. Especially if it’s just your ugly kid or dumb dog. This one is very roomy and discrete. The design is very elegant and looks like something from Ikea so no one will suspect it to contain your valuables. Earning it the number one spot based on looks, size, cost, and usefulness.

2) The Realistic Water Bottle Diversion Stash

water bottle stash

Coming in at number 2 is the very discrete water bottle safe. They use an actual brand name bottle so no one can tell the difference and it actually contains water so there is no way to tell you are hiding stuff inside the bottle. This great stash bottle will fool anyone into ignoring it, keeping your cash safe. Just be sure to put it high like on a cabinet or on the fridge so your stoner mooch friend Dave doesn’t try to drink it when he has cotton mouth.

3) The Book Shelf Secret Safe Dictionary Lock Box

fake book to hide stuff

Another large stash box and a solid 3rd place winner is the time tested bookcase safe stash. I mean if you have books in your home, but something tells me you don’t. Either way this fake dictionary will go unnoticed and untouched for years among your caliber of friends. A safe place to stash your goods and it contains a combination lock box.

4) Men’s Deodorant Stash Container for Travel

mens deodorant stash

While a lot smaller, some stashes require less space, if you–sniff– know what I mean. This is a great hiding place because who on earth would want to touch your nasty deodorant? Anything in here will be safe, even after the apocalypse when scavengers roam looking for hidden goods.

5) Women’s Deodorant Stash Container for Travel

womens deodorant stash

Slight problem with number 4, it won’t work to well if you’re a female. So this women’s version of the deodorant diversion can is a perfect accessory to add to your lady belongings in your bathroom or travel pack. But really maybe not in your bathroom. You likely let weirdos into your home after a night at the bar and who knows what they will try while all alone in the bathroom with your underarm stuff. Reevaluate your life.

6) Secret Travel Stash Container Hairbrush

hollow hairbrush stash

While this one is listed at number 6, it really is one of the best options for a small stash because no one would ever think, “hey, I should take apart this hairbrush full of gnarly dead hair”. Anything stashed in this secret diversion device is surely to stay hidden, forever. Unless of course that guy you have in your bathroom is even weirder than I imagined.

7) Hidden Book Safe

OK, we know we’re not fooling anyone with this one, but I mean stuff is legal in most states already and maybe you just need a dope phone case to carry around your pre rolls. This is the perfect stash compartment for that. This one could be pretty useful for sneaking into events with your pre rolls though.

8) Secret Underwear Pocket Stash Boy Shorts

underwear secret pocket

Oh my God Becky, Look at that stash spot, it’s just like so hidden, it must be one of those rock stars stash spot. This one will surely get you places like concerts and serve as a replacement wallet when working out or jogging.

9) Soup Can Diversion Safe

empty soup can to hide stuff

Uh oh, watch out for stoner Dave again on this one. This can of Spaghettio’s is the perfect diversion safe because let’s face it, we all have several old nasty canned food items like this in our cover that seemed like a good idea 8 years ago but we just never got around to eating them. So fill this one up with your stash and throw it in the back. Again, keep Dave away.

10) Can Fruit Diversion Safe

can diversion safe

Maybe having Spaghettios in your cupboards is a little embarrassing and you’re trying to date those healthy food eating women. Well then, you know what they say about if you eat Pineapple….. Having this one in your pantry might not be so embarrassing. Same idea, same size. Might even plant thoughts of sweet tastes.

11) Peanut Butter Secret Stash Can

This is one that would be hard for me to not get excited about, sifting through the cupboards one late night. OH, JOY! Spoonfuls of peanut butter! Never mind, it’s just that $4,000 I forgot I had. Maybe you’re thinking, I can make this myself! I guess if you can make it look full of peanut butter while empty.

12) Bathroom Stash Safe

This is an ultimate winner. Put this stash safe in your bathroom and no one would ever think twice about it. You can even make it kind of dirty so people don’t want to touch it.

13) Car Secret Stash Can

So we do have another option when it comes to long stash cans. But it’s another one of those that really doesn’t attract attention. This one would be good on the floor of your dirty car. Just don’t accidentally throw it away if you ever clean out that bucket.

14) The Classic Coca-Cola COKE Stash Can

Speaking of the floor of your dirty car, throw a few of these down there and you’re set. I would say keep it in your home, but does anyone drink this stuff anymore? What the hell is wrong with our parents? Why did they let us have this? I mean it would be fine if it was just sugar and cocaine. But corn syrup? Come on guys, not cool.

15) Quality UV Shield Smell Proof Drug Stash Jar

This stash jar may not be discrete, but it kind of is. This is a high quality ultra violet shielding smell proof Cadillac of stash jars. This is for grown folks who are not trying to hide anything in their home but instead want to protect their stash from the elements.

16) The Cutest Drug Stash Container

This is just adorable! While it can’t hold a lot, it can certainly serve as your personal top shelf stash jar. It has a temperature gauge an humidity gauge built into the jar lid. How cute! Perfect to keep by your bedside for those wake and sessions.

17) Ultimate Stash Box Combo

Since we’ve moved on to grown folks stash boxes, here’s one for the half grown folks. Like you tell everyone you’re adulting but you still have this immaculate stash box you keep under your coffee table and pull out and show everyone that comes over. Yes, they have other designs too

18) A Full On Glasstop Humidifier

cigar humidifer

And now we’ve reached first class, style. elegance, the fine art of storing your stash like a true connoisseur. Great for any douche who thinks pulling out a stash box can get him laid. How did you even get her back to your place, bro?

There you have it folks, a full list of some of the best places to hide your stash. Of course there are tons more options, but most of them are generic like a “Dr. Thunder” can or other various fake brands that would stick out like a sore thumb. These really are the greatest options when it comes to diversion cans, stash boxes and more.

Please share with your shady friends who have stuff to hide.

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