Pictures of me
Well since this is my blog and all I might as well post some of my pictures with some small background so you can get a feel for what a nut job I am. jk jk. I’m sane….. mostly.
First off, I would like to say that I live in a blue house, drive a blue car cause I am so bluuuee. If you don’t get that joke I kinda feel sad for you.
This is a picture of me and my best friend. His name is FireFox and he is kinda nerdy. If you don’t know who he is then you should check him out here.
These next few pictures were all taken and edited by me(even though I’m in them). I was just practicing for doing photoshoots of people since that’s one of the things I want to do.
Yes, I’m a dork. Leave it alone already! You’re stating the obvious.
Well now you know I took these out at the Port of Oakland.
Yooouuuuuuu!
Here I am working hard as you can tell. That Starbucks obviously wasn’t doing it for me.
Here I am chillen on top of Oakland and my favorite spot to have lunch and beer. Mountain View Cemetery. My sister and I go chill there a bit. We sometimes ride our bikes up.
I guess those are some goofy ass pictures…. How about a semi normal one? Christmas day, picnic on the beach. My moms ex husband and my sister. And my hair when I let it grow and don’t do anything to it.
Something you should know about me….. I AM THE FIRE STARTER! Ok, not really but this was fun.
Obviously too much fun cause I look like a tard.
Oh yeah, did I mention I like to go to A’s games? Every year for my birthday I buy 40 or 50 tickets and we go tailgate massive style. But here’s a few randoms from times past.
Yes, we even do it in the rain!
Yes another hot dog. Why does it always seem like I’m eating them? I like never do(unless drunk in a parking lot tailgate).
I hate MGD….. but when drunk in a lot… again it’s something I’ll do.
And damn am I ugly when I warp my face an put it all over the place!
Oh man that’s just gross. I shall redeem myself with my favorite beer. Pillsner Urquell.
And drinking crappy beer yet again….. This only happens when I drank all mine and these fools bring multiple 30 packs of crap.
Well after drinking all kindsa shitty beer you usually get something like this after the game in the lot before we hit up the bars.
Perfect example, pre game with my Guinness(yes I just got off work and rushed straight there).
After game with some elses crappy Tecate.
Drunk.
Rawr!
I’ve known all these guys since 2nd grade and we all still hang out 20+ something years later.
Ok, ok. You’re sick of A’s game pictures. How about…… Random drunk at party pictures? Wearing A’s gear?
Another party, I had noooo idea this picture was being taken! LoL
You may see a lot of this next girl cause she is an ex of mine and I happen to like the pictures we took. Starting off super faded at a party!
At this party we were supposed to dress “Punk Rock” but I obviously failed and did not know how to!
Away from the parties for a bit. River mashing is hella fun!
And of course the….. shoot. What the hell was that bridge called again?
And me looking retarded as always.
Did I mention I’m a nerd and used to be an eBay PowerSeller? This was me all VIP @ eBay Live convention.
So anyways, yeah I may be a bit of a nerd but back to how cool I am. You HAVE to be cool to hang with these guys. Right?
This guy stopped hanging out with me cause I always made him drink more.
This is a homie of mine too. We used to chill alot. But things have been different ever since…. I tried to kill him….
Oh yes, when he was a good buddy.
But… I don’t know what got into me. I think it was his furry yellow fucking face with that stupid ass smile that just sent me over the edge. FROWN YOU PIECE OF SHIT! IT’S OK TO BE SAD SOMETIMES!!!!!!
Oh and this is another ex of mine. What an angry shit. I call this picture “mad head”.
While we’re being retarded here… How about some past Halloween costumes? All home made cause that’s how I roll.
Here I am Captain Save A Ho. Which is an old e40 song if you didn’t know.
Here I am being Wal-Fro. Which is a funky version of Waldo. I bought some bell bottoms and a white shirt. I had to tape the shirt off and spray paint it. Wow that took for friggen ever. I tell you I am not Martha Stewart and those lines were not easy in a round form.
And a crazy ex commando or something. I dunno didn’t have time to put something together.
If you made it this far…. and are not asleep yet. This will surley piss you off. Me in my boxers. But I really like the picture. I was playing with my camera and photoshop and came up with this effect.
Ok, something more pleasant. Sorry about that last one.
But while we’re on the subject of playing with cameras and what not. Here are a few I took myself with the timer after setting it up. I like playing with my camera.
I call this first one Oakland Wizards. Cause I feel like we’re doing magic or something.
And this one is “The Power of all of us”. Since there is multiple us’s.
Believe it or not… this was too much fun! Here we are proving white boys can jump.
Back to being faded at parties and what not. Here I am at Reggae On The River way out of my head at god knows what time.
Another ROTR pic.
You ever get real drunk at a friends and pass out around 9am while everyone else is still going strong…. then you wake up and see pictures in huge print out of you with a pink blanket? It happens.
Speaking of it happens. Oh good times.
I’m not used to being in the front of a picture. I have to lean hella back so I don’t block the way!
More drunkness. Why is it most of my pictures get taken while I’m drinking?
Terrible picture alert! But a transition. The one on the far right is my sister. So I’m gonna mob into family pictures I guess?
Mom & Sister.
Thanksgiving or Christmas or something? Yumm ham. And yes I’m tall. Did you just figure that out? I’m 6′5.
Mom and sisters birthday.
Since I’m doing sister pictures now seems like a good time to show you some past years Love Parade pictures. Yes, I know I look like a monkey. And no Sam is not my brother.
Wooo hoooo party time! People always say we look alike. I only see I here. Not really anywhere else.
My home girl and I @ Love Parade.
Here are pictures from LoveFest 2008.
My costume. I was a junglist comando?
After party drinking out from the club!
So anyways…. nothing is cooler than Love Parade…. except…. YES! You guessed it. BURNING MAN!!!!
Oh I can’t wait for next year.
This guy just got back from the “Playa Prom”. I’ll be sure to bring a dress next year. Will be the first time I ever wore one. lol. And no that’s not gay. It’s gonna be bad ass.
I forget who these people are, but we were great friends for the day!
I was also working while at Burning Man. brought my desk with me.
Anyways, back to the Bay. I love drinking here for sunsets over the ocean!
Hang ten? Is that what that means? No idea what I am doing here besides being a dork. Either way this is at Lake Shore Cafe and you should hella go there!
OK! GUESS WHAT? W’ere almost done! Yay.
Here I am looking like whatever?
And BLAHHHH!
And this is real old. Wanna pet my monkey?
Well that was it folks. A bunch of random pictures of me making a fool out of myself. But if you actually made it through the,m AND read it all then you deserve a peek of this picture. So you can make fun of me! But if you didn’t read this stuff you totally missed the picture. muahha.
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